Comment Bro

For when you have nothing to say but the algorithm demands a comment

Post text to comment on

One post at a time for the best comments. Text works better than screenshots.

Workshopping your most engagement-baity comment

The post

Honesty Pure cliché

Pure cliché Mild roast

The most generic, painfully relatable engagement-bait comment. Zero opinions, maximum likes.

What you pasted

How it works

What you're doing here

Paste any post, caption, or thread — the kind of thing you feel socially obligated to comment on but have absolutely nothing to say about. Hit Write my comment. You get a ready-to-paste comment for LinkedIn, X, and Instagram, each leaning into that platform's very specific brand of cliché.

The honesty slider

One slider rules all three tabs. Slide left for the most generic, soul-less, engagement-bait comment imaginable — the “This 👏 is 👏 gold” energy. Slide right and it stays funny but starts gently roasting the post itself: the humble-brag, the obvious template, the thing nobody's polite enough to say. It updates in real time, no reloading.

The bro tokens thing

This runs on real API calls (they cost money). So each browser gets 5 bro tokens per rolling 12 hours — five full comment sets. The counter at the top of the input field shows how many you have left. Moving the slider is free — that's all generated in one go.

Hit zero? Wait until your oldest run falls outside the 12-hour window, or — radical idea — leave an actual comment yourself.

Be cool about it

Comments are meant to be funny, not mean. Even the highest honesty level roasts the genre, not the person. Read it before you post it — you're the one whose name is on it.

You have left enough cliché comments for now

Give the comment section a rest. Bro tokens refresh every 12 hours.